When metal musicians try to write a happy pop song

Lyrics:

the sun was out, birds were chirping
what a gorgeous day
Flowers bloomed along the pier
the waves they crashed so soft
I could see a beautiful girl jogging closer
She stopped to tie her shoelace

I was standing behind a large bush
she didn’t see me but I saw her
before she knew it, I hit her with a hammer
took her back home, tied her up

and I cut her guts open
and i ripped out her spleen
and the blood soaked my carpet
as she let out a scream

I removed all her organs
she didn’t really need them
and she died, and she died, and she died
goodbye

Eyes shut tight, there’s something growing in the air tonight
My oh my
baby please one more night before you notice me
behind your window screen
Every time I get close to you, you call the cops
Well not this time (come here you little bitch)

and I cut her guts open
and i ripped out her spleen
and the blood soaked my carpet
as she let out a scream

I removed all her organs
she didn’t really need them
and she died, and she died, and she died
goodbye

I’m a tortured suffered soul am i doomed to die alone?
They always moan and groan when I cut into their bones.
If all I am is a killer to you, then maybe, you should join them too.

You don’t wanna respect my art that’s fine! but don’t expect me to respect, your flesh when I staple it, to my walls!
HAHAHA
I’ll take your fingers one by one, I’ll grind them up for you to drink them down.
Think about how beautiful you’ll look with an axe as your crown!

and I cut their guts open
and i ripped out their spleens (I have so many spleens)
and their blood soaked my carpet
as they let out a scream

I removed all they’re organs (i have all of the organs)
they didn’t really need them
and they died, and they died, and they died
goodbye